$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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