If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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