I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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