Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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