My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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