I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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