your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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