awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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