Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i was born a porn star she said
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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