I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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