u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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