Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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