I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
