nut hugger
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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