Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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