idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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