i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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