I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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