I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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