How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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