So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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