last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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