Please, let me fuck your mom
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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