Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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