maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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