Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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