Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
