She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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