oh god the rape fog is back!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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