if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Randomize
