So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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