the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
