I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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