I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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