Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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