So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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