take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
we should paint friendship bongs
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