he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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