Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
