You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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