i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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