He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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