your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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