This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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