So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
