You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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