I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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