She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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