I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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