There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Small penises have feelings too.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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