I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
3pm strippers are depressing
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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