i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i dont even know how to be here
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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