Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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