I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sext me about skeletons
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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