Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I cut my penus on the lid.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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