omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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