: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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