her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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